I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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