i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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