I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it because I queefed?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
