maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
