thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Will exercising make me less horny?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
