well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
