My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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