So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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