I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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