Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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