Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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