Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
They have beer where we have blood.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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