I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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