i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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