his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Someone came in the potted fern
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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