So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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