Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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