i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
The air taste purple.
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