WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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