and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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