and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He passed out mid-signature
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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