I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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