I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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