After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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