Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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