I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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