Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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