i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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