Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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