he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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