She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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