strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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