Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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