Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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