im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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