What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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