we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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