Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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