Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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