You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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