Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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