Its about making memories worth repressing
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My vagina is very pro this idea
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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