If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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