He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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