Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i permit you to call me
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i need some magic done to my vagina
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