She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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