At least make sure they are 18
Why
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
