So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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