Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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