I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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