Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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