I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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