everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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