i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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