I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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